IT'S RATHER SCIENTIFIC . . .
(ish)
a Teller of Tall (but true) TaleZ
Specializing in
Best FriendZ,
FangirlZ,
FAN-Z Things
which will include tiny taleZ about
my eccentric HouZe,
my (even more) eccentric houZehold,
&
my "When travel-goes-awry" tipZ
+
the lastest friend-zied + fan-z posts
And now Allow me to explain why you should follow my blog posts.
unlike most bloggers, I include fashion tipZ on
how to dress "furtively"
for Rolling Stone stalking.
you can see, it's important to dress
in a manner that allows you to "blend in"
as you attempt to sneak past security.
Also!
Get tipZ on how to
Keep Calm
and
Travel On
when your vacation plans go sidewayZ.
most blogs simply offer envy-inducing travel photos
which, to be honest, only serve
to incite jealousy & Fear-of-missing-out.
and who wants that?
so I thought i'd offer something different:
( it's called reality! )
Because even the best vacations
(and rolling stone-stalking adventureZ)
can take a sudden and scary turn for the worst . . .
And I'm a bit of
an expert
on the topic of
sudden, scary turns!
Below you can find some of the latest prolific musings and
BIG life questions rolling around in my head . . .
as a bonus
Will I EVER Finish polishing My Book?
and will my husband ever stop asking me that same question?
Can The Galaxy really Survive Without Princess Leia?
Will this be the year I Finally catch the Rolling Stones?
How do I get My husband (& bff) to agree to my Latest exotic
(and probably expensive) FAN-Z-fied scheme?
plus the latest thing to freak my "Inner Sarah Connor" out!
And if you are thinking,
"wow! I'll bet you three didn't date much in high school!" you would be correct.
The "Z" is a reference to my illustrious past life,
when I was one of
the renowned
Minnelli GirlZ of Matoaka, W.V.
(NOTE: I may be using that word "renowned" wrong . . .)
The Z is also a reference to the memoir I am working on:
Some GirlZ (with a Z)
In which I use the Z to clarify that I (and my BFFs)
were not the same kind of (ahem) "Some Girls"
that the Rolling Stones sang about.
We were the Rolling Stone-impersonating kind of
Some GirlZ.
see?
if you have scrolled down this far,
You may be wondering,
"What's with the Z?"
Allow me to explain.
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