IT'S RATHER SCIENTIFIC . . .

(ish)

a Teller of Tall (but true) TaleZ

Specializing in 

Best FriendZ,

FangirlZ,

 

FAN-Z Things

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My lastest friend-zied + fan-z posts

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And now Allow me to explain why you should follow my blog posts.

   I'll keep you up to date on my rolling stone-stalking adventures   

 As you can see, When stalking Rock Stars it's important to dress in a manner that allows you to  "blend in"  

 as you attempt to sneak past security. 

Also!

Get tipZ on how to

 Keep Calm and Travel On 

when your vacation plans go sidewayZ.

Most blogs simply offer envy-inducing travel photos

which, to be honest, only serve to incite jealousy & fear-of-missing-out.

And who wants that?

So I thought i'd offer something different: reality!  

Because even the best vacations (and Rolling Stone-stalking) can take a sudden and scary turn for the worst . . .

My BFF during our Rolling stone manhunt of 2013—just four blocks from where the Stones slipped through our fingers . . . 

again! 

We were looking for Stones and all we found were Creepy-Butt clowns

and axe-wielding child mannequins. 

Below you can find some of the prolific musings and

BIG life questions rolling around in my head . . .

Will I EVER Finish polishing My Book?

and will my husband ever stop asking me that same question?

Can The Galaxy really Survive Without Princess Leia?

Will this be the year I Finally catch the Rolling Stones?

How do I get My husband  (& bff)  to agree to my Latest exotic

(and probably expensive) FAN-Z-fied scheme?

plus the latest thing to freak my "Inner Sarah Connor" out!

if you have scrolled down this far,

You may be wondering,

"What's with the Z?"

Allow me to explain.

The "Z" is a reference to my illustrious past life,

when I was one of

the renowned

Minnelli GirlZ of Matoaka, W.V.

(NOTE:  I may be using that word "renowned" wrong . . .)

The Z is also a reference to the memoir I am working on:

 Some GirlZ (with a Z)

A Tale, but True Tale About

Life, Liberty & The Pursuit of the Rolling Stones

 

Starring me & my 2 Bffs during our

teenage years when we were

rolling Stone impersonators

& Rolling Stone stalkers

And if you are thinking,

"wow! I'll bet you three didn't date much in high school!" you would be correct.