IT'S RATHER SCIENTIFIC . . .
a Teller of Tall (but true) TaleZ
My lastest friend-zied + fan-z posts
And now Allow me to explain why you should follow my blog posts.
I'll keep you up to date on my latest
rolling stone-stalking adventures
you can see, it's important to dress
in a manner that allows you to "blend in"
as you attempt to sneak past security.
Get tipZ on how to
when your vacation plans go sidewayZ.
most blogs simply offer envy-inducing travel photos
which, to be honest, only serve
to incite jealousy & Fear-of-missing-out.
and who wants that?
so I thought i'd offer something different:
( it's called reality! )
Because even the best vacations
(and rolling stone-stalking adventureZ)
can take a sudden and scary turn for the worst . . .
Below you can find some of the latest prolific musings and
BIG life questions rolling around in my head . . .
And My BFFs and I have experienced some scary turns during
our Rolling stone manhunts
Will I EVER Finish polishing My Book?
and will my husband ever stop asking me that same question?
Can The Galaxy really Survive Without Princess Leia?
Will this be the year I Finally catch the Rolling Stones?
How do I get My husband (& bff) to agree to my Latest exotic
(and probably expensive) FAN-Z-fied scheme?
plus the latest thing to freak my "Inner Sarah Connor" out!
if you have scrolled down this far,
You may be wondering,
"What's with the Z?"
Allow me to explain.
The "Z" is a reference to my illustrious past life,
when I was one of
Minnelli GirlZ of Matoaka, W.V.
(NOTE: I may be using that word "renowned" wrong . . .)
The Z is also a reference to the memoir I am working on:
Some GirlZ (with a Z)
A Tale, but True Tale About
Life, Liberty & The Pursuit of the Rolling Stones
Starring me & my 2 Bffs during our
teenage years when we were
rolling Stone impersonators
& Rolling Stone stalkers
And if you are thinking,
"wow! I'll bet you three didn't date much in high school!" you would be correct.