IT'S RATHER SCIENTIFIC . . .
a Teller of Tall (but true) TaleZ
My lastest friend-zied + fan-z posts
And now Allow me to explain why you should follow my blog posts.
I'll keep you up to date on my latest
rolling stone-stalking adventures
you can see, it's important to dress
in a manner that allows you to "blend in"
as you attempt to sneak past security.
Get tipZ on how to
when your vacation plans go sidewayZ.
most blogs simply offer envy-inducing travel photos
which, to be honest, only serve
to incite jealousy & Fear-of-missing-out.
and who wants that?
so I thought i'd offer something different:
( it's called reality! )
Because even the best vacations
(and rolling stone-stalking adventureZ)
can take a sudden and scary turn for the worst . . .
And My BFFs and I have experienced some scary turns during
our Rolling stone manhunts
if you have scrolled down this far,
You may be wondering,
"What's with the Z?"
Allow me to explain.
The "Z" is a reference to my illustrious past life,
when I was one of
Minnelli GirlZ of Matoaka, W.V.
(NOTE: I may be using that word "renowned" wrong . . .)